Outtakes on the Outskirts

Country life never goes as planned


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A sign that spring is coming

If you’ve followed my blog for any length of time, you know I deal with various furry woodland creatures around my house.

Every spring, I have the battle of the chipmunks. Skunks and raccoons frequent the garden in the summer.

Now, I have a bigger problem since the temperatures are starting to warm up and furry creatures wake up from their long winter naps.

Squirrels.

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My usual tactic is to grease my shepherd’s hook with lard or Crisco. It makes the pole slippery enough to deter chipmunks, but the squirrels aren’t bothered by it.

Ugh. They’d be easier to hate if they weren’t so cute.

Back to the drawing board. I think I just need to give up and buy a baffle.


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Denial with a side of chicken

I turned 28 last week. Ugh. Or, as my husband so fondly announced on my birthday, “Hey, you’re only two years away from 30!”

I love that man, I really do. Keep in mind he’s only a few months younger than I. He’s lucky that I hadn’t had my coffee yet that morning and therefore had no coordination to throw knives. BUT, he did buy me a KitchenAid stand mixer. It’s all red and shiny. He used it first though to make pizza dough.

Can I confess that 28 hit me like a load of bricks? Thirty doesn’t freak me out. But 28 tells me that I need to stop living in denial that I’m no longer closer in age to 20. It also tells me that I should probably start making adult-type decisions, like whether I want to breed an army of redheaded minions. Or just one. If at all.

And am I getting old if I ask for kitchen appliances for my birthday? Heck, I woke up this morning completely oblivious to the fact it was Halloween until my Facebook news feed reminded me.

I digress.

What I wanted to share was a gift my parents bestowed on me. Ladies and gentlemen, my hen Roberta is now famous. Again.

That is a WIN.


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Andy-struction, part duex

Sax Guy and I adopted a kitten we named Andy in late July. He’s been a welcome addition to the house, although our tabby Cougar still isn’t completely on board with him. I have to put them in “time out” once a day so they can eat in peace and so I can have some peace from the bickering.

Who needs kids when you have cats that cause just as many troubles? Just kidding. I think.

But….Andy is adorable. There’s no denying that.

Napping on a freshly washed blanket like a boss.

But since we’ve brought him home, I feel like I need to kitten proof the house. He’s managed to rip paint off the walls and a variety of other destructive things, which I talked about in an earlier post. Now, he has a few more tricks to add to the arsenal:

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Thank goodness it was close to the end of a roll…

And Ironing Assistant

How does a cat manage to climb an ironing board!? He knew he was in trouble when I snapped this picture, so he’s in mid-descent.

He’s also ripped about a foot-long horizontal hole in my curtains.

We had him neutered last month and I was hoping that would calm him down a little. All it did was ignite his passion of snuggling and sticking his face in my armpit while I’m sleeping at night.

He also has perfected his napping techniques as he’s gotten older. We think he’s about seven months old.

See?


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I have power, and I could kiss a lineman for joy

Almost three days. That’s how long I was without power this weekend.

I was kicking around titles for this post such as “Dude, where’s my power?”, “Can you smell me yet?!,” “Bigfoot’s going to start putting some moves on me if I can’t shave my legs soon!”, “Five, six, pick up sticks….” or “The redhead goes Amish for the weekend.”

You’ve probably heard about this by now, but Ohio was walloped with a “derecho” series of storms on Friday afternoon. Pretty much the entire southeastern portion of the state where I live has been in the dark since then. There are trees everywhere. Roofs were ripped off of buildings. Pieces of other people’s houses were on our yard. Our power was finally restored Sunday night around 9 p.m. or so. I was starting to panic when I heard on the radio Saturday that we’d might be lucky if we had electricity by Thursday. Thank God that wasn’t the case.

We weren’t home when the storm hit and were actually several miles south visiting friends when it passed. It’s a good thing we took Sax Guy’s truck on the trip because we had to go off road at times to dodge trees to make it home. There were trees on the road, trees on houses, trees tangled in lines. When we did make it home, our yard was covered in limbs and debris. Thank the Lord, because the only damage our property had were all the down limbs. Our neighbors had a few trees down, but no major damage to houses. The garden and The Ladies are fine.

Needless to say, Sax Guy and I roughed it all weekend. No store in the entire county had power Saturday morning, so we had to drive 26 miles to a county north where we used to live to stock up and some more water and ice for the fridge and deep freezer. Oh, and the most important thing – instant coffee. And baby wipes for a “shower.” And the largest breakfast we could buy at Denny’s.

Here’s the worst problem about losing electric in the country – no water. We have a well, not a municipal water source, so no power = no water because we need power for the water pump. I can handle not having a shower for a few days, and thank Goodness I did some laundry and the dishes on Thursday, but we couldn’t flush the toilet. I don’t think I need to go into details about that. Normally when I know a big storm is coming, I’ll fill up a few containers with water just in case. The forecast only called for a 20 percent chance of rain Friday, so I didn’t think anything of it. Luckily, while we were cleaning up the yard it started to rain so I was able to full up some mop buckets with rain water for a force flush.

Just keepin’ it real, y’all.

So we lived with my oil lamp and two camp lanterns for light, a camp stove and grill for cooking, and my car charger to keep my cell phone battery charged. Of course, Murphy’s law would have it that the power would be out in the middle of a crazy heat wave (upper 90s F), so I rose early in the morning to open the windows to cool the house down and shut them during the hottest part of the day. We were able to borrow a generator and had it running Sunday to save the food in the fridge and freezer. I think the only food I’ve lost is a gallon of milk,  half and half, shredded cheese and ranch salad dressing. I consider myself to be very lucky.

Despite all this craziness, it really wasn’t all that bad. We didn’t go through TV withdrawl because we haven’t had cable for years, although there were times I missed the Internet when I had a question that needed answered. I got some knitting projects finished, I took naps, and just had a chance to relax. We even played an outdoor concert Sunday evening, which was cut short by more rain. The worst thing for me was the fact that I couldn’t use soap and water to wash my hands and had to use wipes. That drove me nuts. But after this weekend, I’ve learned to appreciate a cold glass of water, the generosity of family, and the fact that I know how to cook outdoors. I can make some pretty darn good French toast with canned milk and eggs fresh from the coop on a camp stove!


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Things that go bump in the backyard, part duex

Back in January, a Great Horned Owl scared me so badly around 6 a.m. while outside to feed my chickens that I about wet myself. (TMI, I know, but this is real life people).
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I was really hoping that the bird would stick around, but I hadn’t heard from him (her?) since then. That was until Monday night at 8:30. I was sitting at my computer and reading a few blogs when something large glided past my window. I looked up to catch the silhouette of the creature as it landed at the very top of the neighbor’s willow. It was dusk, so I didn’t have the best visual to figure out what it was at first. I watched it stretch out its wings and settle in and concluded it it was a large bird, but when it turned its head I saw the confirmation I needed – the feather tufts on top of the head.

My owl is back!

I called my sister (yes, the same sister that helped me catch the snake) to squeal my delight at my friendly neighborhood owl. She told me I should name him Simon Cowell the Owl. I hope one day when the light is a little better than I can snap a photo of him.

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